The Governmental Office of Prenatal Political Party Affiliation Prediction Centers (GOPPPAPC) wrote a report that has President Donald Trump and Rep. Nancy Pelosi both announcing that they have changed their positions on Roe Vs. Wade. The report, which is Top Secret, was released by Wikileaks who supposedly acquired a copy from Roger Stone.
The report which many critics are arguing is appalling and despicable in nature, suggest that more than 80% of aborted fetuses in the United States would have turned out to be Democrats. It focused on every single American conceived and brought to term or conceived and then aborted since 1973. The reports primary focus was political party affiliation. To reach its conclusions it took demographics, DNA samples, blood samples and even finger prints that were taken at birth or at a Planned Parenthood.
Those statics which were compiled on many sheets of paper were then loaded into a computer. Once this data was carefully dissected by a racist algorithm it was determined that 82% of those aborted between 1973 to date would have in fact turned out to be Democrats.
While some critics are bashing the alleged results, some are arguing that Republicans would have been the ones most likely to be aborted. Democratic Strategist Martha Abigail said on CNN, “To insinuate that Democrats would be aborted at a higher rate than Republicans is ridiculous. I fucked a Republican once and trust me, had he gotten me pregnant, I would have aborted.”
If the report from GOPPPAPC is true and with an estimated 60 million abortions in the United States since Row Vs. Wade, that’s a lot of dead Democrats. This revelation was not lost on Rep. Nancy Pelosi. She released a statement that read in part, “Knowing that we could have controlled the House, the Senate and the Presidency for at least the last 25 years is reason enough for all Democrats to embrace the Pro-Life movement. I mean, if not for this horrible ruling, by all intents and purposes I would be the President right now.”
President Trump was also moved by the report. He released a statement that read in part, “I will not stand idly by as young women are being told what they can and cannot do with their own bodies. The idea that they and they alone get to choose whether to bring another Democrat into the world is something that I am totally okay with. I support a woman’s right to choose!”
The National Organization of Women (NOW) released a simple three-word statement, “What the Fuck?”
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