Got a question? Tough shit. She doesn’t fucking know. She may tell you that she knows, but she doesn’t know. She might even produce evidence supporting the assertion that she knows, but, Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t fucking know.
Sean Spicer claimed to know, it didn’t take very long to realize, he didn’t know. Turn on the News, they don’t know. Ask a friend, they don’t know. Go to a therapist, and it will take an entire year to find out, they don’t fucking know. Go to ask.com and believe it or not, they don’t know. If they don’t fucking know, how could Sarah know?
Maybe Sarah realizes she doesn’t know, maybe she doesn’t. In the case of the former, thanks for the self-reflection. In the case of the latter, sorry Sarah, you don’t fucking know. Knowing you don’t know while acting as if you do know is a greater crime than thinking you know, when, you don’t fucking know. However, both offenses should be held in equal contempt. The intellectual con-woman as well as the simpleton are a destructive force to the health of an unknowing just society.
If you think that you know what I am talking about, I assure you, you don’t fucking know.
You might be asking yourself if nobody fucking knows then what’s the fucking point? Well come on now, we kind of know. The problem is that what we know might be hard to prove. In Sarah’s case she has been instructed not to let you know what she fucking knows. The naysayers of what she knows want more facts submitted into evidence before conceding what she already fucking knows. Making Sarah’s job even harder. This is a diversionary tactic. It perpetuates the idea that there is never enough evidence to “really” fucking know. It makes Sarah come across as unknowing.
If this seems confusing, it’s because it is. It is not what we do not know that hurts us, it is what we know for certain, that is not true. Whether you contribute that to Mark Twain or Will Rogers the point is clear. The safe bet is to say, “I don’t fucking know”, but Sarah can’t do that.
In conclusion, Sarah, please stop telling people that you know anything, those who know, know that you don’t fucking know!
1 thought on “Sarah Huckabee Sanders Doesn’t Fucking Know”
All I can say is that I actually feel sorry for Sarah. It is a tough job defending Trump. I am sure she is paid well to do this. I do not know if this helps Sarah but if it is the pay, here is quote she might want to think about. “The darkest day in any ones life is when they plan to make money without earning it”. You are in dark days Sarah. I know, I’ve been there and done that. There will be time for reflection in your life. I hope that it is soon.